Who Knew-Eminem

我永远搞不懂我自己

I never knew I

我永远搞不懂我自己

Mic check one-two

检查麦克风 一 二

I never knew I

我永远搞不懂我自己

Who woulda knew

谁愿意搞懂？

I never knew I

我永远搞不懂我自己

Who'da known

谁搞得懂啊？

I never knew I

我永远搞不懂我自己

F**k who woulda thought

去他的垃圾故事

Motherf**ker comes out

我马上就讲给你听

And sells a couple of million records

怎么就卖出了百万张专辑

And these motherf**kers hit the ceiling

怎么就弄得这些混蛋突然发怒

I don't do black music I don't do white music

我不做黑人音乐，也不专做白人音乐

I make fight music for high school kids

我创作暴力战歌，专门给高中的孩子们听

I put lives at risk when I drive like this

当我像这也样开车横冲直撞时，我让无数生命陷入危险

I put wives at risk with a knife like this (Ah )

当我像这样拿着凶器时，我让各位的老婆们都陷入危险

Sh*t you probably think I'm in your tape deck now

你以为我现在正在你手机里唱歌给你听？

I'm in the back seat of your truck with duct tape stretched out

其实我正在你车的后座上，缓缓展开胶带要绑架你！

Ducked the f**k way down waitin' to straight jump out

然后开着你的车到处乱撞，随时准备跳车逃跑

Put it over your mouth and grab you by the face what now

把那玩意儿放到你脸上，然后抓着你的脸问：“现在还敢拽吗？”

Oh you want me to watch my mouth how

你想让我注意我的言辞？

Take my f**kin' eyeballs out around and turn em

要我取出我的眼珠，把它们倒转圈圈吗？

Look I'll burn your f**kin' house down circle around

看啊 其实我要烧了你的破房子 围着废墟转圈圈

And hit the hydrant so you can't put your burning furniture out

我还要砸烂消防栓，那样你就没法挽救你燃烧的家具啦

I'm sorry there must be a mix-up

我很抱歉，现在场面一定很混乱

You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his d**k sucked

总统正在让人给他快活，而你却叫我修改我的歌词？

F**k that take drugs R**e sluts

Make fun of gay clubs men who wear make-up

在gay clubs里找乐子，那些画着浓妆的男人们

Get aware wake up get a sense of humor

突然想到了，清醒了，想找点真正的乐子了

Quit tryin' to censor music this is for your kid's amusement

离开俱乐部想找歌听，滚吧，我的歌是给你们孩子消遣的

(The kids ) But don't blame me when lil' Eric jumps off of the terrace

（对，孩子们！）但是如果你孩子Eric从阳台跳下来自杀，可别怪我

You should of been watchin' him apparently you ain't parents

看管他应该是你的责任——显然你们父母没有尽责

'Cause I never knew I knew I would get this big

所以我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么变得这么出名

I never knew I knew I'd affect this kid

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么给了孩子们坏的影响

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么唆使孩子们割腕寻死

I never knew I'd get him to hit this b**ch

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么让孩子们见**就打

I never knew I knew I would get this big

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么变得这么出名

I never knew I knew I'd affect this kid

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么给了孩子们坏的影响

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么唆使孩子们割腕寻死

I never knew I'd get him to hit this b**ch

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么让孩子们见**就打

So who's bringin' the guns in this country (Hm )

那么，是谁把枪带进了这个国家？

I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in London

我很疑惑，因为我连一把玩具塑胶枪都带不过伦敦海关

And last week I seen a Schwarzenegger movie

还有一件事，上周我去看了一部施瓦辛格的电影

Where he's shootin' all sorts of these motherf**kers with a Uzi

电影里他用uzi冲锋枪朝一大群混蛋射击

I sees three little kids up in the front row

我看到电影院里坐了三个小孩，就在我前排

Screamin' "Go" with their 17-year-old Uncle

和他们17岁的叔叔在一起，尖叫着要离开

I'm like "Guidance ain't they got the same moms and dads

于是我像个疏散员一样带他们离开，他们竟然还不是一家人！

Who got mad when I asked if they liked violence "

那么当我问孩子们喜不喜欢暴力血腥时，是谁在那里大动肝火？

And told me that my tape taught 'em to swear

还批评我的歌让孩子们学会了脏话

What about the makeup you allow your 12 year old daughter to wear

所以你允许你12岁的女儿浓妆艳抹，就是良好教育？

So tell me that your son doesn't know any cuss words

所以你能肯定的说你儿子一句脏话都不知道？

When his bus driver's screamin' at him f**kin' him up worse

当校车司机冲他大吼大叫时，他嘴可比我还脏

And f**k was the first word I ever learned

并且我第一个学会的单词就是

Up in the third grade flippin' the gym teacher the bird (Look )

那是在三年级的时候，我戏耍了体育老师

So read up about how I used to get beat up

那么仔细想象一下吧，我当时是怎么被暴打的

Peed on be on free lunch and change school every 3 months

随处小便，到处蹭饭，每三个月就要转校

My life's like kinda what my wife's like (what )

我过去的生活就跟我老婆的一样

F**ked up after I beat her f**kin' a** every night Ike

就像Kim每天晚上被我打了屁屁后一样乱糟糟的

So how much easier would life be

所以生活一定会变得更轻松

If 19 million motherf**kers grew to be just like me

如果一千九百万就像我一样乱糟糟的长大

I never knew I knew I would get this big

所以我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么变得这么出名

I never knew I knew I'd affect this kid

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么给了孩子们坏的影响

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么唆使孩子们割腕寻死

I never knew I'd get him to hit this b**ch

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么让孩子们见**就打

I never knew I knew I would get this big

所以我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么变得这么出名

I never knew I knew I'd affect this kid

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么给了孩子们坏的影响

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么唆使孩子们割腕寻死

I never knew I'd get him to hit this b**ch

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么让孩子们见**就打

Have a new house or a new car

虽然我现在有了新车新房

A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are

但几年前其实我比你们还要穷的多

I don't got that bad of a mouth do I

幸好我的嘴巴争气让我有一技之长，不是吗？

F**k sh*t a** b**ch cunt shooby-de-doo-wop (what )

你看我会说“去”“**”“八百标兵奔北坡”

Skibbedy-be-bop a-Christopher Reeves

“炮兵并排北边跑” 还有“克里斯托弗·里夫斯”

Sonny Bono skis horses and hittin' some trees (Hey )

还会说“桑尼博诺”“滑雪的马撞上树”

How many retards will listen to me

请问有多少傻子会听我的话？

And run up in the school shootin' when they're pissed at a

如我所说拿着把枪在学校里跑来跑去

Teacher her him is it you is it them

冲着他们讨厌的的老师火力全开

"Wasn't me Slim Shady said to do it again "

那可不是我说的，是Slim Shady叫你再做一遍的

Damn How much damage can you do with a pen

你就拿一支笔能造成多大的混乱？

Man I'm just as f**ked up as you would of been

老哥，我只是和你内心所想要变成的一样疯狂

If you would of been in my shoes who would of thought

如果你真想要试试的话，你可以站在我的立场上想想，谁又会这么想呢？

Slim Shady would be somethin' that you would of bought

Shady将会成为某种你总想要带上的心魔

That would of made you get a gun and s***t at a cop

它催使你拿到一把枪，然后朝警察射击

I just said it I ain't know if you'd do it or not

我只是说说而已，我可不知道你是不是真要照着我说的做

'Cause I never knew I knew I would get this big

所以我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么变得这么出名

I never knew I knew I'd affect this kid

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么给了孩子们坏的影响

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么唆使孩子们割腕寻死

I never knew I'd get him to hit this b**ch

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么让孩子们见**就打

'Cause I never knew I knew I would get this big

所以我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么变得这么出名

I never knew I knew I'd affect this kid

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么给了孩子们坏的影响

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么唆使孩子们割腕寻死

I never knew I'd get him to hit this b**ch

我永远搞不懂我自己，怎么让孩子们见**就打

How the f**k was I supposed to know

我怎么可能搞得懂呢？

Who Knew - Eminem